Lyrics

Slathered In GooToday my baby woke up and realized She had bags hanging down below her eyesShe was lookin in the mirror and started to cryI aint 20 no more i gotta improvise Im goin down to the store to find something to useThe next thing i know she was slathered in gooAll my life i never pictured youA natual beauty all slathered in gooshe gave me a look with some disdainand said it takes alot of workto stay lookin this wayI seen it on tvThey guaranteed its useAnd when it came in the mailShe got slathered in gooI said baby stopThis facial abuseBut she pulled out the jarAnd got slathered in goo